I, Homer

Homers are fans who defend their hometown team,
Through every losing season and every broken dream.
They'll argue calls were wrong or refs were blind,
Knowing in their hearts that it was over the line.

That's me with you except here's the twist,
The imperfections that you think exist,
Are only illusions I see through clear,
To the perfect woman standing here.

The philosophy that flawlessness exists somewhere,
Is like a balloon full of hot air.
You are more than just a knockoff of the ideal,
Perfection lies in that which is real.

You measure yourself against some invisible score,
Picking apart the things that make me love you more.
You say you're too sensitive and the world is too loud,
Like the thunder crashing through the clouds.
But you're tough in all the ways that count,
You take it all in and dish it back out.

The things you think are barely there,
are beautiful, however fair.
You think that they're too light to see,
Butt they're the second thing I notice when you look at me.

Your perfectionism drives you every day,
And you make me better in that stubborn way.
Your standards lift me up, keep me sincere,
You raise the bar just by being there.

I am a Homer, but not the guy who lives for beer,
Yellow with two hairs between his ears,
But we both married way out of our league, it's true,
And I wonder every day how I ended up with you.

I am a Homer like the hometown fans who make it clear,
Their team can do no wrong year after year.
Who paint their faces and bare their chests,
never questioning whether their team is the best.

The crowd that cheers through every losing streak,
That finds the silver lining when the outlook's bleak.
You're my team, my favorite player, my winning home run,
And loving your imperfections is so much fun.

You're not a fantasy floating somewhere in the sky,
You're better than perfection, you're every reason why.
I wake up every morning grateful for this life,
Hopelessly, happily blinded by my more than perfect wife.

This post is part of the Life branch of jackrosewrites.com. The thread that connects everything starts with the manifesto: There Is No Escape Room.

Published by Jack Rose

"I've always gravitated toward stories that play out in real time, under pressure, where every decision counts and people show who they really are. That pull is what led me to found REACT Premium Escape Rooms in Windsor Locks, CT with my wife Annie in 2015. As the designer, builder, and Nuclear REACTor, I've created multi-room adventures that go beyond locks and clues: cinematic sets, layered narratives, puzzles that feel inevitable once they click. I've watched thousands of groups step in as strangers and come out changed, laughing at their own panic, high-fiving over a breakthrough, or quietly realizing how they handle stress when the clock's against them. Jimmy Valvano said a full day means you've thought, you've laughed, and you've been moved to tears. I've watched people do all three in sixty minutes. That's Active Entertainment, and it's what I write about here at jackrosewrites.com."

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